I have killed your dog that was on
my porch. I plucked his eyes out and broke his four legs.
And which was so cute and friendly,
And who you probably loved
Forgive me for killing him. You´ll never see him
again, but I enjoyed his death.
I have used up all the hot water in my bath.
And which you would have probably enjoyed
Forgive me but it was a delicious bath, now I´m cozy
and clean.
I have deleted your 100 page essay
In which you probably spent allot of time doing.
Forgive me, but you´ll have to do it again. I enjoyed
pressing that button that said "erase"
I have stolen your car that was on your garage.
And which was probably really expensive.
Forgive me but it was so pretty, and it runs so fast.
It´s the best car I´ve ever had.
